Some updated pics of my Squat army. Still far from done, but looking pretty good. Lots of little conversions in this force. I am especially fond of the 5 mobile gun units that act as Tarantulas. Plus the two custom scratch built Landraiders.
I always play dwarves in any game I play. Warhammer 40k is no different.
I’ve been largely writing my comics on the fly for the last couple years, but all the comics I’m doing are giving me issues keeping it all straight in my head. So, back to my thumbnail book! Now, I don’t write like normal people do, I draw out the panels and jot down text and dialog. I’ve always said I only write because I need something to draw. I have a renewed fire to do more comics, so if I fall behind on any one story, don’t worry, it’s because I am doing another one. Always keep up to date on the newest pages by following my comic feed to the right. Or follow the piffle comic feed at @PiffleU on Twitter. Barry
Here’s an very weird, old strip I did for the tag team stream of consciousness webcomic, Gran’ma evelyn’s old-fashioned pudding treats wrestling theatre.
All the comics from the early, early days of Phineus, from 1991 through the 2013.
Volume 1- Phin and Sara’s first adventures from the indy published comics of the 90’s.
Dismember Me When Your Gone Phin and Sara’s first case back in 1991! The duo face a barbaric vampire known as Count Dismember! The very First Phineus story!
Largo the Dread Phineus and Sara investigate a rash of kidnappings after a run in with a Dragon Kind. Phin and Sara run into Largo the dread vampire.
Wake the Dead Captured by Largo, Phin and Sara must free themselves and face the legions of the undead!
Golem Sara and friend Judy go it alone against the animated statue of the Earth God! The first time Sara destroys The Carnegie Museum.
Undead Hotdog Incident The Beams interrupt an undead bank robbery and meet up with an old friend who’s bent on being a new foe!
Rotwang Rotwang holds Phin and Sara captive! Phin and Sara must try and escape and face Rotwang’s undead hoard! A major turning point in the Beam’s lives and the last issue of the first volume.
The Glamour Brian Babyok scripted story of Phineus and Sara’s meeting in college. Zombies! Werewolves! Demons! All with bad hair!
Volume 2- The expanded adventures of the Beam’s in the early 2000’s.
Ruins on a Moonlit Landscape Brain Babyok scripted this Lovecraftian tale. Phin and Sara must rescue the remnants of Sara’s old team from an extra-dimensional Hell.
Nazi Bastards Sara’s hunch about aliens leads to a run-in with flying saucer flying nazis plucked out of time by a scientific accident!
Mistake by the Lake The Vatican call upon Phineus to save Cleveland and the world from a cloud of anti-matter let loose on Cleveland. The first appearance of Fr. Ben Billings.
Ghoul of My Dreams Disturbed graves lead Phin and Sara to discover a den of ghouls!
My Mummy Loves Me On an archaeological dig, Phin and Sara stumble upon some Egyptian relics that aren’t so restful.
Terror of Leap Castle The Beams get a job at the “Most Haunted Place in Ireland” , Leap Castle. They get assistance from Milo, a punk rock scientist as they deal with not one, but two ghosts!
The Eyes Have It A beholder robbing a bank, what will they think of next? The return of Rotwang!
Iron Golem A run in with a pesky iron golem. Originally in first issue, now a side story!
Volume 3- The Beams face off against terrorists, Aliens, Giants and Zombies.
Sara One Shot Written by Noeland Collins and Marshall Dillon. Sara fights terrorists, “Die Hard” style at the Carnegie Museum, while Phin recuperates from his magic induced heart attack. The second time Sara destroys the museum!
Radon Farting Bastard Aliens From Hell Phin, Sara and monster hunter, Michael Carpenter fight a hoard of flesh-tearing zombies created by aliens! My first 24 hour comic! Slightly NSFW.
Boy Wizard It’s 1981. After Phin’s parents discover his magical powers, Phineus is taken to an exorcist. That exorcist just happens to be Fr. Billings!
Against the Giants Phin and Sara are given a mission by Mojaekum, Phins old professor and Mage Protector of Pittsburgh. The two must travel to the North Pole and rescue Santa Claus from ice giants. The first appearance of Kris Kringle.
Zombie Rat Uprising It’s 1985. Phin and his friends in Fourier College have a game of D&D interrupted by a hoard of undead rats and other things. We introduce how Phin and Rotwang met, as well as Mojaekum and others! Cartoony fun!
Sand Diego Goat Sucker Incident It’s 1987. Sara and new boy friend, Bobby Carter (Creephunter), go on a date and encounter the alien creature known as the Chupacabra!
The Great Jaguar Paw- The Beams and GD7 face off against an ancient evil demigod.
The Great Jaguar Paw 1 Written by Brian Babyok. Sara and her friends from GD7 are attacked after a good lunch by Lizard-like aliens. Only Mike can find out what it all means!
The Great Jaguar Paw 2 The Great Jaguar Paw, Hasaw, makes his plans known and carnage ensues. Can the Beams and GD7 stop him?
The Great Jaguar Paw 3 The minions of Hasaw kidnap Mercy from GD7. Our heroes must rush into the maw of the beast to save her from The Great Jaguar Paw , himself!
Volume 4- Phin & Sara meet Gnomes, demons, goblins & a very hungry Easter Island Head.
Gardengnomageddon Fr. Ben comes to offer Phineus the Mage Protector for Cleveland, to replace the deceased Agnes Rand. During his visit he talks about his first mission for the Council when he worked with the late Ms. Rand.
Imp Phineus tangles with a demonic little bastard that is released when creating a magical doorway to Cleveland from their offices in Pittsburgh.
Sara & Gobbo Slavers 1 Sara and long time family friend, Pen are kidnapped by goblins after a Penguins hockey game, leaving Phineus and Hector for dead. Phineus has to track down the girls from their underground captors.
Sara & Gobbo Slavers 2 Phin continues his search for the missing women, while Sara leads them in an attempt to escape from their goblin captors.
The Really Big Head Phin has a conversation with an Easter Island head and learns it’s race.
Volume 5- Some of the more Lovecraftian Phineus stories to date.
Phineus: 2022 Written by Jason Bender. The year is 2022. The story of how Phineus loses his arm to a cyber demon and gets it replaced with a cybernetic one.
Dormont Horror Very loosely based on Lovecraft’s “The Dunwich Horror”. Phin and Sara have a run-in with a creepy fish guy and his very, very BIG brother.
Ghoulina The events of “The Radon Farting Bastard Aliens From Hell” from the zombies point of view.
Quick and the Undead Written by Mikey Wood. Phin, Sara and Bobby Carter face a zombie cowboy in a wild west amusement park. Zombies, cowboys and demons, oh my!
Mishaps and Monster Summoning Phineus makes a mess at Pittsburgh’s Bigfoot convention when a monster summoning spell goes horribly awry. The first appearance of Karl the bigfoot! NSFW.
Volume 6- Sara and Phin’s lives and life together are challenged by the Migo, Vampires and Infidelity.
Now Leaving Innsmouth Mojaekum is driven mad by a vision of Elder Things while in meditation. Phin and Sara are sent on a mission to Antartica to stop Miskatonic University’s attempt to find the Elder city from the old Lovecraft novel. The setup for the Trinity crossover story.
The Brain Eaters Phin and Sara investigate an odd, ancient obelisk in Ohio. Things are not exactly what they seem and Sara must fight against Phineus for the fate of the planet and their unborn child!
Which Lich is Which? In the aftermath of “Zombiehaus”, Rotwang rises from the dead as a Lich. Let the fun ensue.
Terror of the Cthulhu Cult The year is 1987. Fr. Ben Billings stops a dark ritual by a cult of Cthulhu. He kicks ass for the Lord!
Have a Drink on Me Count Largo’s ex wife, The Contessa seeks revenge against the killers of her old flame. NSFW.
New Phineus Archives
Comics from the New Phineus Volume.
The Kali Saga- The Epic story line of Earth’s heroes against the forces of Kali the Destroyer.
Ordinary People Still sore from Phineus’ betrayal, Sara and the baby, Nikki are out shopping and run afoul of bugs of enormous size. Meanwhile Phin and Mojo fight off the Dread Crabzilla! The first chapter of The Kali Saga!
Gods and Monsters The history of the universe is explained to two of The Black Mages by the Old One. The Mythological background of the Phineus Universe! NSFW.
Unearthed The Black Mages make their plans known and Phineus and Fr. Ben try and figure out where Crabzilla came from.
The Call The strange appearance of monsters all over the world continues. Brother Maynard and Kris Kringle and his protoge’ Rugnar guest star!
Threshold Gd7 faces off against a giant bigfoot while Phin and Sara get assigned a mission to help save the world.
Monstergeddon Giant creatures attack across the world. Phineus, Sara and Ben meet with other heroes at the Mages Council HQ in a bud to save the world.
Ragnarockin’ The team heads to the Brazilian rainforest, in search if the Spear of Longinus and find some nasty surprises.
When the Hero Goes Down The team do battle with Mojaekum and the Eyeclopse in the temple of Shub Niggarath.
Another Mistake By The Lake Bonus comic available for download! Terry Lingal, Duncan Borrl and the members of Greystar’s Heroes go to Egypt to find the Seal of Solomon to fight Kali.
Clash of Titans The forces of evil and the forces of good converge on Cleveland as the final battle against Kali and her minions begins.
Under the God Phin and company prepare to enter “The Pit”, when an unexpected visitor and an unexpected friend arive.
Hulahoop Mummies Must Die! The forces of good, led by Phineus confront Kali and her army of demons in a last ditch, desperate attempt to stop the end of the world. The final chapter of The Kali Saga!
Sons of Fenris GD7 and The Non-Standard Assembly attempt to locate the God Nails, to defeat Kali and run into some old friends. A Patrons only Bonus story.
Volume 8- The aftermath of the Beams in a world after Kali.
Apocalypse Child Phin and Sara are coping with the aftermath of the battle with Kali and her forces. Phin is given new responsibilities and strange disappearances are occurring around Pittsburgh.
A Day in the Life The Beam building is a weird and fantastical place. A single day here, contains more weird than most places see in centuries.
Worm Sign A new chapter, new issues with a really big worm
Vortempest Celestial Incident It’s 1989 and the Members of GD7 face off against a 40 story extra-dimensional nightmare. A Patrons only Bonus story.
Haitian Zombie Clambake It’s 1979. Ben Billings is on his first solo mission from the Vatican/Council demonic and witchcraft task force. Ben is sent to a remote area of Haiti to investigate strange happenings and missing villages. not just villagers, but whole villages.all is not what it seems to be, including a very unlikely ally and unexpected complications. A Patrons only Bonus story.
The Hollow Earth- Our heroes travel to the center of the Earth to save the upper world from invasion.
Down the Rabbit Hole Phin, Sara and Rugnar delve into the cave left by the giant worm , last issue. Against the orders of The Council, with the help of Kris Kringle, our heroes are seeking out the forces that seek to destroy Phineus and possibly the world.
Deeper and Deeper Our heroes go, head first into the abyss. Will it lead them to the long sought after, Hollow Earth?
Buried History After defeating the tyrannosaurus rex and strange looking alien creatures, our heroes are greeted by a starnge old man. a man who seems like he has a story to tell. is it one our heroes will want to hear?
Kringle’s Last Stand Kris and the boys defend their Greenland strong-hold against the green tide of goblins from the Hollow Earth.
Living Saint Our heroes are captured and separated. But, an old friend has returned. Will it change their chances?
Nameless City How Father Ben came back from the dead. A Patrons only Bonus story.
Hammer to Fall The completion of Phineus: The Hollow Earth, where forces clash over the fates of Phineus and Sara and the fate of the Earth, itself!
How We Won the War The Liberty Lads, America’s elite super force during World War 2 saved the world from the Thule Society and their Lovecraftian allies in 1943. A Patrons only Bonus story.
The Chosen One- And the special little girl.
Family Secrets A 25th Anniversary retrospective, as Sara explains the family to little Nikki (Cole).
Should I Stay or Should I Migo Part 4- Mother & Child Sara, trapped by the mad Dr. Nachmann! Phineus & Rae, trapped in the Archive! William, possessed by the evil Migo! How will our heroes save the day, if they can’t save themselves?
I Palindrome I Phin and Sara have a beautiful family. They save the world. a lot. And, now, they start a new adventure. teaching. And one of them is not as happy as the other.
Bonus Stories
Paranormal Pickers -TVs hottest new show, about a pair of friends, Glenn & Howie, who travel the country looking for the US’s weirdest paranormal oddities. Lead, from their office in Ohio, by Dia, who finds leads for their adventures. A Patrons only Bonus story.
Necronomicon– Phineus searches for dark information at the ends of the Earth. A Patrons only Bonus story.
Maynard and Grimm The very first team up of the Cyborg priest and electric dwarf.
Werewolf Conundrum This story takes place in 2012, just before “The Brain Eaters”. It’s a tale 4 years in the making. Comic and film making mastermind, Noeland Collins has been working off and on for a few years. what you have here is a massive and gorgeous 50 page science fiction and action tale. Noeland is the master of action, tone and shadows in his art.
Nova Tarley This was a one off I used as ashcan comics for conventions. A little space fantasy, robots and aliens. It was fun. The aliens showed up in Bastard Who.
Magician for Hire
Phin and Sara’s dughter, Cole takes over the family business in 2036.
New Kid in Town– Cole Beam, Phin and Sara’s daughter takes on cultists in Pittsburgh.
Phineus + Magician for Hire 
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