Classic Phineus Archive

All the comics from the early, early days of Phineus, from 1991 through 2012.

#01 Dismember Me When You’re Gone Phin and Sara’s first case back in 1991! The duo face a barbaric vampire known as Count Dismember! The very First Phineus story!	#02 Largo the Dread Phineus and Sara investigate a rash of kidnappings after a run in with a Dragon Kind. Phin and Sara run into Largo the dread vampire.	#03 Wake the Dead Captured by Largo, Phin and Sara must free themselves and face the legions of the undead!
#04 Golem Sara and friend Judy go it alone against the animated statue of the Earth God! The first time Sara destroys The Carnegie Museum.	#05 The Undead Hotdog Incident The Beams interrupt an undead bank robbery and meet up with an old friend who’s bent on being a new foe!	#06 Rotwang Rotwang holds Phin and Sara captive! Phin and Sara must try and escape and face Rotwang’s undead hoard! A major turning point in the BEam’s lives and the last issue of the first volume.
#07 The Glamour Brian Babyok scripted story of Phineus and Sara’s meeting in college. Zombies! Werewolves! Demons! All with bad hair!	#08 Ruins on a Moonlit Landscape Brain Babyok scripted this Lovecraftian tale. Phin and Sara must rescue the remnants of Sara’s old team from an extra-dimensional Hell.	#09 Nazi Bastards Sara’s hunch about aliens leads to a run-in with flying saucer flying nazis plucked out of time by a scientific accident!
#10 Ghoul of My Dreams Disturbed graves lead Phin and Sara to discover a den of ghouls!	#11 My Mummy Loves Me On an archaeological dig, Phin and Sara stumble upon some Egyptian relics that aren’t so restful.	#12 Mistake By the Lake The Vatican call upon Phineus to save Cleveland and the world from a cloud of anti-matter let loose on Cleveland. The first appearance of Fr. Ben Billings.
#13 Terror of Leap Castle The Beams get a job at the “Most Haunted Place in Ireland” , Leap Castle. They get assistance from Milo, a punk rock scientist as they deal with not one, but two ghosts!	#14 The Eyes Have It A beholder robbing a bank, what will they think of next? The return of Rotwang!	#15 Iron Golem A run in with a pesky iron golem. Originally in first issue, now a side story!
#16 Sara: One Shot Written by Noeland Collins and Marshall Dillon. Sara fights terrorists, “Die Hard” style at the Carnegie Museum, while Phin recuperates from his magic induced heart attack. The second time Sara destroys the museum!	16.5 Noche De Le Lucha Absoltamente It’s 1989. Sara crosses over with James Riot’s “the Path” as Sara and Chance, after a drunken tryst , meet up with a HUGE zombie Mexican wrestler.	#17 Radon Farting Bastards Phin, Sara and monster hunter, Michael Carpenter fight a hoard of flesh-tearing zombies created by aliens! My first 24 hour comic! Slightly NSFW.
#18 Boy Wizard It’s 1981. After Phin’s parents discover his magical powers, Phineus is taken to an exorcist. That exorcist just happens to be Fr. Billings!	#19 Against the Giants Phin and Sara are given a mission by Mojaekum, Phins old professor and Mage Protector of Pittsburgh. The two must travel to the North Pole and rescue Santa Claus from ice giants. The first appearance of Kris Kringle.	#20 San Diego Goat Sucker It’s 1987. Sara and new boy friend, Bobby Carter (Creephunter), go on a date and encounter the alien creature known as the Chupacabra!
#21 Zombie Rat Uprising It’s 1985. Phin and his friends in Fourier College have a game of D&D interrupted by a hoard of undead rats and other things. We introduce how Phin and Rotwang met, as well as Mojaekum and others! Cartoony fun!	#22 Great Jaguar Paw #1 Written by Brian Babyok. Sara and her friends from GD7 are attacked after a good lunch by Lizard-like aliens. Only Mike can find out what it all means!	#23 Great Jaguar Paw 2 The Great Jaguar Paw, Hasaw, makes his plans known and carnage ensues. Can the Beams and GD7 stop him?
#24 Great Jaguar Paw 3 The minions of Hasaw kidnap Mercy from GD7. Our heroes must rush into the maw of the beast to save her from The Great Jaguar Paw , himself!	#25 Gardengnomageddon Fr. Ben comes to offer Phineus the Mage Protector for Cleveland, to replace the deceased Agnes Rand. During his visit he talks about his first mission for the Council when he worked with the late Ms. Rand.	#26 Imp Phineus tangles with a demonic little bastard that is released when creating a magical doorway to Cleveland from their offices in Pittsburgh.
#27 Sara & the Gobbo Slavers 1 Sara and long time family friend, Pen are kidnapped by goblins after a Penguins hockey game, leaving Phineus and Hector for dead. Phineus has to track down the girls from their underground captors.	#28 Sara & the Gobbo Slavers 2 Phin continues his search for the missing women, while Sara leads them in an attempt to escape from their goblin captors.	#29 The Really Big Head Phin has a conversation with an Easter Island head and learns it’s race.
#30 Phineus 2022 Written by Jason Bender. The year is 2022. The story of how Phineus loses his arm to a cyber demon and gets it replaced with a cybernetic one.	#31 Dormont Horror Very loosely based on Lovecraft’s “The Dunwich Horror”. Phin and Sara have a run-in with a creepy fish guy and his very, very BIG brother.	#32 Ghoulina The events of “The Radon Farting Bastard Aliens From Hell” from the zombies point of view.
#33 The Quick and the Undead Written by Mikey Wood. Phin, Sara and Bobby Carter face a zombie cowboy in a wild west amusement park. Zombies, cowboys and demons, oh my!	#34 Mishaps & Monster Summoning Phineus makes a mess at Pittsburgh’s Bigfoot convention when a monster summoning spell goes horribly awry. The first appearance of Karl the bigfoot! NSFW.	#35 The Brain Eaters Phin and Sara investigate an odd, ancient obelisk in Ohio. Things are not exactly what they seem and Sara must fight against Phineus for the fate of the planet and their unborn child!
#36 Which Lich is Which? In the aftermath of “Zombiehaus”, Rotwang rises from the dead as a Lich. Let the fun ensue.	#37 Terror of the Cthulhu Cult  The year is 1987. Fr. Ben Billings stops a dark ritual by a cult of Cthulhu. He kicks ass for the Lord!	#38 Now Leaving Innsmouth Mojaekum is driven mad by a vision of Elder Things while in meditation. Phin and Sara are sent on a mission to Antartica to stop Miskatonic University’s attempt to find the Elder city from the old Lovecraft novel. The setup for the Trinity crossover story.
#39 Have a Drink on Me Count Largo’s ex wife, The Contessa seeks revenge against the killers of her old flame. NSFW.	#40 Zombiehaus When the Drunk Duck Zombie outbreak hit Pittsburgh, this is how the city’s heroes took action! Rotwang is the baddy in this one.	The Mother of All Monsters Jon Towers’ one shot Phineus story! NSFW.

Phineus Tales- Stories in the Phineus Universe

#01 Creephunter Bobby kills a nest of Zombies, meets the Zombie King and has a run in with something nasty.	#02 Creephunter Bobby survives a run-in with something nasty and has a surprise house guest waiting for him at home. We also meet Bobby’s biggest adversary.	#03 Creephunter Bobby visits a furry friend and has to go into the lion’s den. Written by Mike Wood Art and colors by Barry Linck
Christmas Commandos Kris and the boys on a Christmas toy run.	An Elder Christmas Kris and his mighty warriors fight off an after Christmas incursion by Lovecraft’s nasty Elder Things.	An Elder Christmas Kris and his mighty warriors fight off an after Christmas incursion by Lovecraft’s nasty Elder Things.
Nova Tarley This was a one off I used as ashcan comics for conventions. A little space fantasy, robots and aliens. It was fun. The aliens showed up in Bastard Who. Share this: