AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to
hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting
the toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers:
Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back
to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives; Then you’ll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

If you can’t fix it with a hammer,
you’ve got an electrical problem.

Daily Thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES;
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT
THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.